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Prison Tycoon, a nice game.

Video games fulfill all our fantasies.

Some have weird fantasies.

One of the oldest genres and continued success is the management game. There are lots of people, when they return home after a hard day's work, and though they say "look, and if I was doing a good day's work?"

Then we saw lots of bloom management games. From good to worse. Some Theme Park, Sim City, Mall Tycoon, Railroad Tycoon and, oh that one has eaten.

However, the more we made tycoon, the more we must renew theme. I will not hide my surprise when I visited what was released on PC ily has a few years PRISON TYCOON.


game necessarily tasteful.

LA or games previously tested were friendly casseroles, stews there which we are happy they are. When you throw

Prison Tycoon, you face a screen to tell us with a billion game modes available. In fact 3: Free play / Scenario / Exit Windows. This is obviously the latter mode is most fun.

But when playing for real, we're going from one surprise.

We start by choosing his field: either the desert or the forest. Paradoxically, it makes three types of terrain to choose from. Do not ask me why, this game defies logic and physical laws. For example, if you choose the desert, you will receive a fog prevents you from seeing to 10 meters and above has a color of the sky giving the green bottle. Other geophysical feature

Prison Tycoon: years last 24 hours. You do not understand? It's simple. There are two gauges of time: the first tells the time. Every 24 hours elapsed, the time gauge indicating the year climbed by one point. That the prisoners who should be happy. For not only also defy the laws of physics (their 3D model is 50 not to 2 meters), but also allows them to ac make a sentence of 30 years in a month.
















Let's talk about prisoners. In Prison Tycoon, penitentiary life is very cool. Not only was right in the background has a very friendly country music, but most prisoners spend their time outside to walk. Sometimes they do not care in the face (you can see that one touches the shoulder of the other). You can increase their entertainment by adding libraries, churches, and death row. Unfortunately, the performances are very poorly modeled. In addition, designers are is not shit to do all the animations Ex: a
prisoner goes to bed. He walks near her bed and poof it disappears.

freeplay mode offers no interest, seeing the story mode. Wealth of data, since we offer a score of different situations. They are as following "You are the manager of a small / big prison. Recently, riots broke out among prisoners. Do you manage to restore order?" . And that's all. Imagine the same thing written differently 20 times and you get an idea of the variety of gameplay of Prison Tycoon.
















I launch the game I try to calm prisoners. I check in 10 seconds 5 guard towers (which are constructed by instantaneously "plop!"). And I realize you can move the prisoners individually by clicking on it. Therefore, just space them a bit to win. Shit the story mode has no interest either. Fortunately there is the 3rd option: Back to Windows and nickel, nothing to say, the game leaves very quickly.

One day perhaps, Justice will focus on this game and replace the prison sentence imposed by a 2-hour gaming Enough widely.

There are conflicts

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Pepito and Weetabix are in a boat.

unsuspected.

course there are those who are also suspected. Those who are dead. Genre Chechnya, Iraq, Chad, and all this mess. But there are far more serious conflict: the war of the consoles for example. And it was on TV, nobody notices. Yet billions of thunes is at stake is far more serious than human lives. If so (you guessed it, this blog is wicked).

But in the '80s, when the Cold War was about to end, a conflict far more quiet, a real secret war raged.

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Yes, it's violent. And the victims were many more. Yet the media were silent about the terror atrocity. The victims? We other players, whose purses have been decimated.

Because CPC is released on a game A game Pepito. Already, I thought it was strange that a guy at Titus could be regarded seriously when he said "And if we adapted the Zoubida video game?", So I will not tell the head that I made in discovering this title screen.



I admit, I was short-circuited the brain. Explanations.

adventures Pepito IN MEXICO. I am not a chocolate eater
but I always thought that Pepito was originally Mexican. I mean, he has a sombrero, a poncho, he speaks English, etc.. But no, apparently because the "marketing guy" decided to call this game "The Adventures of Pepito
IN MEXICO" and not "The Adventures of short Pepito" Pepito said that we should hide a huge secret. Maybe he is German? Maybe you it has given Jews during World War II and lived as a political refugee in South America before returning to Mexico on foot? It is not known. We'll never know. Should conduct an investigation yet.

The title screen is followed by an insurmountable dilemma.















Yes. Only in games microphones of the 80 found
existential questions like that. Here too, it almost short circuited my brain: whereas this game has no sound effect, why not put music on by default and let the player adjust the volume of the screen? There is therefore every interest to answer "yes". By cons, if you answer "yes", it means that we accept to hear the inside loop "Pepito Mi Corazon" played in loop on a voice an octave. On ... you must click "yes" ... but we do not know if you can ... or if you must ... Very very disturbing experience. A real "Sophie's Choice." When I told you it was not clear Pepito. I speak, I speak. But I do not mean the game

Imagine that you stole the chocolate Pepito. We do not know who. We do not know why. I guess the bad guys from Weetabix. Pepito is always there that is "here to kick ass and eat chocolate, and out of chocolate." In three words as thousand, ca va chier ..

Pepito against the San Andreas fault

Pepito moves on a roughly about 33 or 35 screens (remember). And it's rather nice. The wallpapers are colorful and exploit the graphical palette of the CCP. Note bias gameplay relatively audacious in platform games, it goes from left to right. Good Pepito is the reverse. A brilliant idea that has failed to revolutionize the video game.















Pepito cons after the shrub mutant

Pepito's career is strewn with obstacles: essentially, holes. We learn in "Pepito Mexico" Mexico is a country full of holes. Pepito can walk and jump, but he has an incredible weapon: the sombrero boomerang iron. The ad for Pepito does not insist on this point: Pepito is a dangerous psychopath with a sombrero that magical balance on local wildlife as soon as he returns it. Let this man. Excuse me, this hombre.















Pepito and his sombrero cons eagle in two colors.

On his thirty screen, Pepito has much to do to escape the bad vultures, but especially at the tips of dried shrubs. You know, those who cross the ghost towns in westerns. And well I know not what they ate these shrubs the (cookies Pepito sure), but when Pepito is hit by one of them, he left behind a screen. Experience ... also disturbing. Especially since each screen transition is marked by a relatively unbearable load times beating down the game all by himself (At least, the music stops for a battery ... but again the place where it stopped! It was
surely be one of the "selling point" of the game).

Pepito against the loading screen

the end game is bizarre, incongruous, but likeable enough to play.

But the competition is.















the Weetabix cons titch. What is a titch ? I know nothing, and I a hang.
And I will be a little quicker on this game as Pepito. Surely by this though I've played less. What is the game Weetabix? A space invaders soft. Look.















That is as exciting as in AC looks. And since I'm really magnanimous, I tried to make a video but it went wrong. So I will not. It would be waste of bandwidth
for children dying of hunger.

Decidedly, these strengths are Mexican.

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Video games, what a dream.

is done.

Thus, we children in primary school you other senior executives, who return home after an exhausting day you have support from colleagues, just unbearable, you can become a hero, a savior of the world. Or a town mayor. Or a high-level sportsman. Everything you want is possible thanks to video games.

You can also participate in the Fair Price.

Come on, I know you're dreaming.

When I saw that there was a "Price is Right" of GameTek Commodore 64, my heart missed a beat. I programmed a completely random adjustment this game on casio calculator (and one day I saw an asshole schoolboy flirt with the bus). We did not even know what article it was estimated, but we should consider it anyway. To justify this failure, I was describing this game as a "simulation of a fair price for the blind."

So I was all excited to discover another adaptation of this play, performed by professionals. Men. Truths. Pimples.

It begins with a title screen.

















I could make a review of this title screen. A reassuring
loading, a statement of rights holders, and a nice logo.
Notice the "is" yellow. It's very important that it is yellow.
And yet, you miss the music, probably that of the U.S. Generic Price is Right.

And then, the presenter has no time to swing his microphone into the air, the game assaults you. He wants to know how much you want to play (because this is offensive to people who play it several? Personally I dare not brag about it) and your name. So I try to enter my name.
















Damn! I have no right to a name more than six letters! Probably THE reason why this game has not been located here and only came out in a country where everyone is called "Bill" or "John".

Along with "Linda", "Rick" and "Dan" I'm sitting on my chair and is impatient. C'mon Bhilippe, balance me your article. What do you suggest? Eurodisney ticket? A 18-carat gem? I'm dreaming, Philippe!


Damn. A dishwasher. Absolutely concerned and excited by the importance of the issue (my wife will be happy (yes, I am thoroughly in the roleplay, a guy who looks at the right price can only be married ... or widowed)). I decide not to cheat. Philip NOT! I will not see Kelkoo.com the price of dishwashers, I'm starting, I'm crazy.

MIRACLE!

I am victorious, triumphant. Philippe Risoli will say hello, you'll see me a hand, and I fucked that bitch Linda. Note one thing though: I was a visionary in my high school years. Notice the price estimates of ordinary candidates. Yes, it's anything.


Philippe makes me play the game from the store. I do not really understand too and I lost. Damage. I must train more often at the grocery game.



One can believe that the game will then follow up on your next phase of the game (the wheel), but no, he insists you show another candidate coming down and the other phases of estimated items. Play it. It bored. In short, it's like on TV. And then after the candidate is playing with Phil. Here, Rick in full of the three crosses. It's super exciting. The game is however polite and asks if you want to play in place of Rick (for those who are super excited play games of the three crosses).

Finally comes the ultimate moment. The supreme moment. One who decides whether you have the chance to participate in the final estimate of the window. The wheel has turned ...
It's great technique, since we can choose our level of force on a scale that has at least 50 ticks. I can not imagine that somewhere an expert in this game C64, who has played for hours and hours and gauge the strength has returned like us they play billiards.

And I win. I am qualified for the showcase.

Unfortunately I have no proof. Because you're qualified to
the showcase, the game stops. No, you do not return. Maybe you will die in a horrible accident or you are taken hostage by separatist Breton. I do not know, still is it that you do not participate in the final. It's pretty rude.

My fair price for the blind on my Casio, and well, you could go to the final.
And as the window was more expensive.

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Video games is good.

Video games also was better before, then it seems.

But not all the time.

be seen blooming in recent years a new trendy thing among people "in the middle." In the middle, because among the general public, video games is always something of cannibals. Nevertheless, some of them begin to get sympathy from the media capital: retrogamers. The

retrogamers is uh ... and many would say that gamers who would spend the evening news of Pernaud. Admit that it would have the class in this kind of reporting, we will present all video games, handmade, wood (of VCS 2600). It would cross nostalgic who would say how much the current game is filled with additives, flavors without tricks to land in a supermarket, whereas before they were sold, uh, the grocer.

They have invented a concept: Petainism fun.

I know it shocking, but it amuses me:)

say that the game was better before, that the original existed everywhere and that was good, everything was much more fun, lets s ca attract the sympathy of a package of players, however, is to forget reality: there were always good games, games less good, and ... dung. From there, hard to say it actually existed a golden age of gaming. When we think
games before, we keep thinking the good games. Securities that have marked. We forget that the majority of games released are poor.

This site is a tribute to all the games we forget. Games that have failed
has to be remembered. Rather than retest Alex Kidd, Zelda, the classic of all time, back on the missing video game, not great stuff, weird in often, that nobody thinks about any given review. You will not see as bad games, or old stuff though.

Some excellent titles, for one reason or another, are unknown to everyone, even the greatest singers of the Underground. In short, a blog that emerge for brief articles, things on which a lot of people worked for months, only to be instantly ignored (and so much better). A blog that also emerge over the discoveries of cool stuff 5 minutes, a try, but not anymore because we must not mess.

A website that looks like real life then.


You see, we'll have fun.