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"With a computer, you can do anything.". That's what we constantly hear in bars today, between two lines of red and comments on Nicolas Sarkozy and the Lebanon war.

is wrong of course.

But we truly believed was a time, oulah yes. Just think, if a computer can do calculations, taperdes text, and manage a database, it is obviously capable of doing psychoanalysis.

Do not go, it was believed sincerely VERY an era. Oulah, yes! Gerard Miller has been very, very afraid for his job! Just think, it would be replaced by a machine, and would have an IBM PC XT and between Steevy ALEVEQUE. It would not have been worse, because eventually, even if they are not artificial, admit they are still damn buggy.

So we've seen in emissions of high-tech era of psychologists said that one day everyone will have a shrink on 5 inch floppy fourth home, but it will never replace human contact . The confusion of absolute. One felt total panic among psychologists. A few years later, Tom Hanks and some players have complained about the film

Final Fantasy The Spirits Within because one day all the players real would be replaced by virtual actors, which drama of the Polish plumber, does not require 30 000 billion dollars per film and does not aging. They were also very warm, because admit it almost happened. "It bothers me a lot. But it is happening. And I do not really know what I can do about " had told you it. Finally Tom Hanks, has decided to solve the problem himself by stealing the work of other actors by 5 characters in computer graphics at a time in Polar Express. Since then, he is more troubled.

Anyway, I digress, I digress, back on topic!

In a prelude and Skynet Terminator, normal people flocked to their stores in search of software or they could seek treatment head with little expense and finally discover what is wrong in their lives. An excellent alternative to Elle ...

But no more.


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game that class, because the first question you ask is whether you want to use the joystick. Admit that for a set of psychological, CA provides wickedly serious. Too bad the support of the webcam has no time, because he could probably tell you that how you hold your joystick, you 're an avid enthusiast of masturbation.


The game asks for your profression, but do not worry: he does not care, it is to pretend

Because yes, all these games you will see they agree on the same . Whoever you are, you're a loser deep and you'd better kill yourself. A diagnosis of hate, if you want my opinion, constitute a real prelude to an Apocalypse of robots destroying humanity ....

The game features "four levels of difficulty." The first for the magazine Elle, the second for the real psychiatrist who has real lazy to diagnose his patient. I kidding, it really presented like that.

Whatever your choice you enter a brothel absolutely unimaginable, with 150 options / parameters as possible, branches of menus with 30 levels of depth, etc.. The game does everything to lose and you immerse yourself in a state of absolute confusion, so you can diagnose a sadistic deep schizophrenia later, hoping that you jeterez under a train shortly after.

Gerard Miller Caution! Another menu in 3 colors!

The "game" is to choose lots of categories: professional life, career, home life, etc. ... The whole is to determine your personality traits. You are presented with either multiple choice or an axis on which you stand, while being careful to take you ever deeper into the menus ... Probably a pretext to justify its price and claim a quality analysis.

Sometimes, the game starts a joke or two. But this is no joke, this is for you to trust so you better take the back later ...

After you have put billions and billions of questions and you have 130,000 palm in different menus, the game displays proudly (and sadistic) "map" of your mind, and shows you where you stand on various issues ( Frankly, rationality), and compares have you even THINK you be. The conclusion is consistently unstoppable: either you are a pretentious asshole, or you're a broken man unable to tell you.
You will not play it twice. The first reason being that this is not the least fun of the world. The second is that once is enough depressing like that.


The map of your mind, two-dimensional, just like you ...





So you decide to try another game, more fun. And especially with a title more enticing.




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ROMANTIC ENCOUNTERS AT THE DOME
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A title that is bandaged.

But I confess I did not understand everything.

Absolutely everywhere, this game is described as a mix between an adventure game, t (s?) Extuel and psychological analysis. Learn about yourself and have fun. Except that it is only moderately amusing and I did not really understand how we have fun. The game is intended as a failed and textual version of Leisure Suit Larry, without humor. You arrive at the "dome", which is probably
an English word or a euphemism for "baisodrome. Because that is what it is. You enter the dome in order to know if you fuck or not. Analysis deep in sight. You have access to it has different rooms, dance floors, bars, or things are happening or not.


is always difficult and unnecessary to take shots of text ...


However, we can reduce the puddingtest unfortunately this game has a few comments:

"There is no normal girl in life. They all have problems
surreal, boyfriends who have guns and relaxation easy, mackerel,
or suicidal feelings ...
-girls are all crazy ass.

The number of possible choices, situations abracabrantesques used to see what would you do if you're dealing in this kind of choice shadow all this, to arrive at one conclusion: you do not fuck, and if you screw, you're a bastard.



Plan of Hall ... Exciting!


If you survive those two games, you may be able to get into the third game, which is strangely the most interesting of the lot.

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ALTER EGO


Here, I feel compelled to do a little more attention to what I say because it seems that this game has fans. And I enjoyed myself more in a dark time on a dark Apple II emulator.

Alter Ego is a kind of giant QCM. You start by determining your character in terms of characteristics RPG genre, or by a QCM to determine your personality. Then you guide your character's age at age baby died. So you will know everything, slobbery dog kisses makes you a licking in the cradle, the cruelty of children to primary assholes, your "first love" as they say, looking for a job, marriage, retirement ... All Celas done by following a tree which moves you forward in life, and each box corresponds questions.


shopping dilemma: no doubt, the Female version.


to your specifications, choosing one option or another will go well or not, allowing you to reach the following conclusion: You'll never what you want in life and you have a high probability of dying young. The game does not hesitate either to make you moral. And what is annoying is that he is often right. Alter Ego is an excellent game, but extremely depressing then.

It looks like a goth version / heroin addict of hopscotch, and according to your religion
, it ends with a non sky box ...


Note that the game exists in male and versoin female. Sorry to supporters of gender equality, but it was not really the same life!



The game sometimes suddenly becomes interesting.

Initiation In Sororities

George Beller Superstar!

s it. I. The Holy Grail of retropudding.

This site, you see, it's a little Nanarland of video games. Certainly, it is pretentious, but the idea is still there. Nanar front of a good, you never get bored. There is at least so amazed that mauvasi and kitsch. Well, the game also has its nanars. His bad games, but friendly and fun.

In both cases, salvation is sometimes the only acting. All those who have seen Turkish Star Wars know what I mean. Well now, everybody who will play a Tele CD "also: the title is indeed touched by the grace of George Beller, facilitator has-beens who owes his success that his good looks and his chimpanzee devastating humor. TV CD is the story of a double save. In a mutual aid, the symbiosis between the gaming ecosystem. TV
CD would be nothing without George Beller, and Georges Beller was nothing before TV CD. TV CD but it also may be why the hate TV As video games. This is the story of a compromise, a bastard product, and a monumental Ratag (but nice).

must tell you that at the time (that I located between 94 and 96), the public's enthusiasm for Multimedia and CD ROM computer magic makes funny, fun, and friendly for families around the world was such that it was ready at any foli to convince the reluctant housewife to get started. It was thus appeal to the ultimate map, the joker of Informatics, Georges Beller for fun, and Julien Courbet we learn Windows. Insofar TV CD players probably know barely use a computer, starting instructions are very simple.
















From this screen, from this starting point, we feel that there is kitsch, this CD by any sweat pores. This screen is a preliminary, in the sexual sense of the word. We know that beyond this screen, we all share for an adventure, a journey in the pleasure and drolitude. The two buttons allow the choice of installing the game or play. We can play without installing it, I imagine that it would allow to speed up things a bit a time of slow readers while all soft (like Georges Beller)















As the development team had not afford a television studio, so they used the famous blue method, and synthetic images on which have been inlaid George Beller. Unfortunately, we find that they had no means to pay for graphic designers. Not that it is technically a failure, but it pete eyes.



















After the shock of launch, after the shock of the host and its flashy decor, you have a 3rd vouspréparer Shock candidates. As for our inaugural Fair Price, you must choose an avatar. What is particularly interesting about these avatars is that by trying to give the product apect fun playing stereotypes fully lit, they are being ridiculous themselves. For overplaying is one thing, evil is an overplay be.














Thus, my avatar decerebrate kept screaming "HAHA! I'm gonna be able to make a breakthrough!". Imagine what it would have on a real TV studio. It would probably worried candidates.















The goal is to get 1 million points. It's a bit stupid, insofar as each question gives systematically 50,000 points. They could have done "the first with 20 correct answers won", but it should be some has-been. It reminds me that "inflation" experienced by all pinball fans. At one time, reaching the million points on these machines already showed a good command. Flipper newer one, you were offering 700,000 points just to throw the ball.
















Note that if you have no friends, the computer will forget you provide competitors. It dares to imagine what it would be if it's on TV. The game itself looks like a missed quiz, and this, in large part because it is a missed quiz. The game pick a category of random question. These are quality, in the sense that they range from the simple to the outrageously pointy thing. However, do not worry, it public. With each response, Georges Beller can not help but intervene. One might find it boring, but we must not forget that this is the pathos that gives its interest in the game Georges Beller do not know that two types of intervention:

-Euphoric, when you have a good answer even if it covers "the name of the director of Jurassic Park," and you had 20 wrong answers before, Georges Beller will ensure that you're the smartest person on earth, and it would be nice to subscribe to all the TVs in the world game because you will surely billionaire if you were doing this.

-Disappointed in failure. He nevertheless tries to cheer you up with a talent that would raise the kind of classic "One lost, ten found" and "at least he did not suffer" for the greatest invention of all time psychological .

After the intervention of George Beller, your candidate will make a small intervention, which has a short "I'll make a breakthrough!" in my case. Stitches in, you come up treasure, and you realize that the only interest of game are basically the pathetic response of Georges Beller, who for example, pretends not to come to say "congratulations" (haha that's funny!). He knows sometimes have second-degree sometimes saying, "With this game, I have a wild success."
















shame that this type of game ale has almost disappeared. The superstars who mingle in video game, it always makes for great results. For example, I'll kill to get their hands on CA.

Buying Gold Dubai Airport

Porrasturvat and lazy. Biko 2 Reversible Face

I first want to thank you for your encouragement and your impatience, I do not mind could not be more pleased. I try to stick to one or two articles per week, even if it is true that the pace is a bit slow these days. This is attributable to several things.

-My research on ZX Spectrum videogame oddity was a complete failure when they pulullent C64 and CPC. This suggests that this machine is the machine for normal people.
"I tried for a few days to get your hands on a title owned by a relatively unique familiarized.
-I have a lazy not possible.

I therefore now provide a sort of mock service minimum, you Speaking of a game, some Porrasturvat.

















So it is a fairly recent freeware, but the concept is disturbing enough that I mention here: it is a simulation guy falls down stairs. And what's good is that I do not need to dwell: the gameplay could not be simpler. A man upstairs, we choose where and how it grows, it grows, the guy falls. More it hurts, the more you score.

Do not do this at home kids!

I'll see you later in the week for new adventures, because yes, I have other quirks even more interesting as the elbow)

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