"There is a game Benny Hill?" Do I have recently read on a forum absolutely any. It is true that it is hardly credible. And yet.
Yet the '80s were a great time for the video game world. Largely because "everything had to invent" and "developers dared" dixit people who think that it was better before. For you must understand that the same concepts most idiots COULD be realized by a game sold in boxes.
This does not say that nostalgia is not that these games ultimately proved to be infamous shit. I was told recently that the example of Guantanamo detainees were forced to play games ZX81.
the ZX81, a machine so British, so British with games.
And with screens so British titles.
I guess, I guess your initial shock. You might wonder how this game is played, and has left a trace in the video game world, a legacy any ....
Yes, he left a legacy. A Legacy called Biko 2. The
or heroes Biko 2 should violate, Benny must steal underwear. The or Hero Biko 2 must follow his victim while avoiding obstacles such trash and can of Coke, Benny must avoid ... streetlights, being chased by a shrew. Movin two has the time, Benny has to multiply back and forth between the hanging clothes and a laundry basket.
In level 2, it must retrieve apples, and it is chased by a tractor. And in 3, bric à brac, and it is pursued by the police.
Me is Kevin! As you know, Mickmils (beauuuuuuuu it! Hihihi! Not tell him I said!) Is not at the moment, he is busy learning how to collect taxes from people. So I take this moment of free time poursquatter his blog and tell you about a video game SU-PER-GE-NIAL my girlfriend Sandra bought me for my birthday! Hihihi! It is nice Sandra, I hope someone buy him for his breast!
It's called Miss Popularity and it's too good kif! I spoke to Steven (4th B! BOGOSS TOO !!!!) and he said: "Oh yeah, damn, it looks like a Shenmue for the girls, but it's too polygon, AC running on a Voodoo 1 it seems. You suck? ". I have not really quite understand what he meant, especially the end! But as you would know I tell you! Hihihihihihiihh!!
It starts like the sims! you know the sims? It's too much! must first create your character.
So this j'vous Marlene Grospull! You can not change the big thing is beast, besides its appearance. Grospull Marlene is blank and has the best girlfriend Natalie Imbruglia (she sings too well!)
Grospull Marlene has obviously poor parents. She has the choice of a T-shirt, jeans and a pair of pumps. She is only ca in her wardrobe, poor thing! XPTDR !!!!! By cons fortunately, we can change her hairstyle!
As you can see, the interface is pink! It is easier to navigate! My girlfriend Laura (a big bitch feminist) says it's very stereotypical, but because she knows nothing of video games!! Is she really soigneelle whore! His skyblog has not even pictures of them and his pals! (TFW she has not!)
When the game starts, Marlene says she is waiting for his (her?) Best friend to get in Touch with her! I understand too much English too! I am a little void, but because of that bitch Mrs. Zabu the teacher!
It is my room! As you can see, I too am a fashion girl! I have a wallpaper of shit, but at least the carpet turns a little pink! Hihi! I have lots of magazines under my bed like "OK!" "Young and pretty!" and "Tetu"! I am a real chick what ! HIhihhihihihhiih!
I also have a cot for 5 years.
The first thing I do in my room is to read my magazines! I love trooooooooop Test! I think it is too much to know! I mean, people who consult psychologists and all, they had better read "OK!" , AC éviteraitbien their problems! and then thanks to that I can know if Brian has done for me ...
See some sample questions!
I asked my older brother to translate!
"Do you think that remark first a boy in a girl? "I answered her eyes! Hihi! I'm a girl soooo romantic! I was a little surprised that" Her ass "is not among the answers available: (((Fortunately, because I gained: (((The next question asks me if I was ready to give flowers to a boy for his birthday! I said yes of course! The guys they adoooorent flowers! J'trouve this game it included the relationship between men and women! is good! Finally a VideoGame not take us for idiots! Another question asks whether after me, boys wear make up when they have buttons! hehehe I know! You know? In any case it would be well Benoit!!
It's me who reads.
It is impossible.
It is my door.
hihihihi! I had a TEXTOOOOOO! TOO GOOD! He is 13h! and my girlfriend waiting for me on a bench near the park! It is troooooop sympaaaa! I must dépeeeeechhheeee! But before I talk with my dad.
Look, it's my dad. This is the strongest of Toutle dads. It
I propose to go for a barbecul later! I like the barbecul too! So like all teenagers my age, I said, "Oh yes daddy! Troooooooop I'd like us to go in the countryside marshmallows together!" I have great rapport with monpapa! Hihihihihihi! that's why I lock myself in my room playing a video game crap! What these big con engineers chépakoi video games! Parents is all fucking idiots, one day I'll get outta here or I'll kill myself and THEY WILL BE WELL CONTENTS.
Well I got an appointment with my girlfriend.
It is Park! At the beginning I figured lost, because it looks like just a cemetery!
Ah, here is my girlfriend! She said she went to the mall and there is a SU-PER-IOC-FFEUR! It is a true friend to tell me! It's good to have a real conversation, not like with the other sucks and stories barbecul! It was my turn to give to her. I told him that I saw in that same mall a guy TROOOOOOOOOOOOOP BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Look, it's him.
So I forgot to take a picture of the creation phase, but as this is my perfect companion, he is a virgin too, and he called Steevy McDoom! J'trouve trooooop it as manly name! But I hope it is so sensitive!
J'me say I will do well to go to the mall, but first I'll go dancing a little on the platform of the school. Is Monday, but apparently there's no progress, but the school is open, then I dance on stage.
Voila, that's me dancing.
On the way to the mall, I met a dog. I can then play a minigame! "Walk the dog!" You must press the space bar when the dog is in the green zone! I had not come all the shots but I won some soux! Pouvoirles gonna spend it!
Except that i want to buy me stuff! Then I play another minigame to: Pick up the trash! hihi! I'll have to think to see if it works in real life! If I can make money without picking up garbage lying around on the road ca seraiiiiit soooo good! It is outside all the time and everything!
I also wash a dirty car, you never know! The mouse cursor turns into a sponge and it takes place on dirt! hihi! It's like in real life, when that big heavy for my father (but damn it pisses asshole what you see) medemande to wash the car (you saw how he pisses?). I am sure it is since he saw Jessica Simpson doing.
Damn, it is TFWP pedophile I know I'll flip I TFW in the social talk of college what do you think you? I do not want me having AIDS. I go back 1 hour later, the car is as dirty as before. Damn what they are these people?!
It is I who stroked a cat. Like Shenmue !!!!!
Then I go to the mall! But I'm GOVERN-DE-TE! My digital camera had more memory! I can not tell you how I met the man of my life, Steevy McDoom, but for one reason or another, the game has not wanted to talk to him: (((so I shot him ale :(((( around like shit and it has not happened. I still took the time to shoot a nightclub day! hihihi! Too good! watch how they dance! I would love to Learn to dance like that I got a big ass too.
Oh shit, there's dad wants me to do my homework. Ugh, it pisses! A + Go!
Yeah, so. And if you're a heterosexual male, you can play Shenmue.
said elsewhere that I Would there an update this weekend. I was calling constantly test Biko 3. Well yes, there will be a test of Biko 3, but not immediately.
Sorry to miss so has my word and be as irregular but it so happens that I am "active" for 2 weeks and this blog is not the sole focus of my free time. I have some ideas for future puddingtests, Biko 3 in part but will not be next on the list (it should be in about 2nd or 3rd position to speak technically!)
I can only recommend you, to overcome this irregularity, subscribe to RSS site. Like this, when there will be an update, you'll be warned!
Ah! It does not change much given the minimal traffic on this blog, but I just realized that the comments were prohibited for unregistered users. So I have a little change that, and now everyone can comment.
When you have no idea to make a good game, we decided to make a lot of bad, fuck them in a box and call it "party game" as an excuse. This is how that came out last Rayman, the Mario Party, Wario Ware, and California Games. The worst and best. Work
Games is part of the worst. It is a sort of Incredible Crisis for the poor, version C64. The idea is original, however. Imagine, you return from work, you are exhausted. Just put the bag, you decide to turn on the C64 and you say "Oh damn, would j'me a very good day's work, myself!" Work Here
Games. "A real life game. Understand by this that happens obviously in the Soviet Union, in a factory to build nuclear devices. A cottage industry of highly important that Jean Pierre Pernaud talks yet too little!
Party Game Like any self-respecting, the one that plays several. 1 to 6, but without the Possibility of CPU opponents, probably because it happens in the Soviet Union, a prescient and well informed decision, which could change the lives of Gary Kasparov if was followed a little more.
As the game goes in the Soviet Union was not entitled to choose its name. The first player then automatically called Bill. A name too uncommon in the Soviet Union, leaving subodorer that the game should actually have a hidden scenario of a breathtaking complexity with espionage, the difficulty of having a surname difficult in rural hospital, many tears and may be an intervention Delarue.
But I have no access to source code, so it's unverifiable.
I speak, I speak, but the computer has just struck me with a "Go!" Bill. " Choice grammatically curious: why not "Go Bill!" ? He had probably half a line of code and more.
I still remember feeling my face the first mini-Thurs The goal of the first mission: to go to work.
It takes place in two phases: first, you're on a bridge, and you have to shake the joy from right to left like a tared to advance (at the track & field), then when you are in bottom of the bridge, you go normally and must avoid cars like Frogger.
Logically, I try to do a bit of humor in such circumstances. It's true, after all, what what's that thing where you have to shake a joy to go straight forward to use as direction simply because it is off a bridge? Huh? There's a logical way to make 70 000 valves and sarcasm on this thing, but no, I can not. It's as if my mind was not programmed to such inconsistencies, as if we had crossed a point of no return, as if God is adding a fourth spatial dimension in addition to width, length, depth and our little brains n were not able to evolve into a world so radically changed and unimaginable to us.
No, it's so dumb as my sense of humor remains silent.
Phase Next game made me Merdo roughly the same effect. There is a button that lights up, then it must be UP and DOWN button lights up, then it must be DOWN. Then the button turns back to top .... And faster and faster.
Voila.
As in real life in the Soviet Union.
Is it a super deep allegory to remind the man in the condition of modern man, as Charlie Chaplin in Modern Times with the famous scene of the treadmill?
Pffff!
It improved a little thereafter. The 3rd phase is played without being ale needs to shake off the handle. Simply by pressing a button to skip and avoid obstacles that separate us from the canteen.
(As in the Soviet Union)
We need some good timing, but not too much, since the route is always the same, and repeated 30 times along the race, so after 10 seconds of the game, we spotted a little pattern. Just a little. Because when we come to the right of the screen (if you play well), we have more time to see the obstacles and breaks his face. Otherwise, the more you play well, the greater the chances of losing. So we need a strategy.
As what the weakest link. Or as in Koh Lanta, if not yet more cons than the weakest link.
The penultimate phase of the game is funny. These make a nuclear weapon in what looks like, and it is fascinating, a bread oven, but also with the help of a drill and an anvil. Depending on where you are, different diodes move and we must ensure that none has reached the critical threshold. This is completely stupid as it is quite impossible to lose this race, not on purpose, no variable comes into account for the party game, and it did so no more interest.
paradox of communist man, what's more fun to do is absolutely unnecessary.
Note it also works with us.
Finally I know.
I do not care.
Then the last phase of the game, a shoot 'em up or pulling on the blocks that move to reveal the words "Arbeit Macht Frei" (Work makes you free) and catch women hair falling from the sky. There.
I notice that in the end I did not much fun to write this article. Must say the job is boring. A play on the job is boring. Write an article on a play on the job is always very, very boring, too. J'vous leaves, I'll take my antidepressants.
