Friday, June 22, 2007

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Games, a game boring. Demolition Girl


When you have no idea to make a good game, we decided to make a lot of bad, fuck them in a box and call it "party game" as an excuse. This is how that came out last Rayman, the Mario Party, Wario Ware, and California Games. The worst and best. Work

Games is part of the worst. It is a sort of Incredible Crisis for the poor, version C64.
The idea is original, however. Imagine, you return from work, you are exhausted. Just put the bag, you decide to turn on the C64 and you say "Oh damn, would j'me a very good day's work, myself!" Work Here

Games. "A real life game. Understand by this that happens obviously in the Soviet Union, in a factory to build nuclear devices. A cottage industry of highly important that Jean Pierre Pernaud talks yet too little!

Party Game Like any self-respecting, the one that plays several. 1 to 6, but without the Possibility of CPU opponents, probably because it happens in the Soviet Union, a prescient and well informed decision, which could change the lives of Gary Kasparov if was followed a little more.

As the game goes in the Soviet Union was not entitled to choose its name. The first player then automatically called Bill. A name too uncommon in the Soviet Union, leaving subodorer that the game should actually have a hidden scenario of a breathtaking complexity with espionage, the difficulty of having a surname difficult in rural hospital, many tears and may be an intervention Delarue.




But I have no access to source code, so it's unverifiable.

I speak, I speak, but the computer has just struck me with a "Go!" Bill. " Choice grammatically curious: why not "Go Bill!" ? He had probably half a line of code and more.



I still remember feeling my face the first mini-Thurs The goal of the first mission: to go to work.


It takes place in two phases: first, you're on a bridge, and you have to shake the joy from right to left like a tared to advance (at the track & field), then when you are in bottom of the bridge, you go normally and must avoid cars like Frogger.



Logically, I try to do a bit of humor in such circumstances. It's true, after all, what what's that thing where you have to shake a joy to go straight forward to use as direction simply because it is off a bridge? Huh? There's a logical way to make 70 000 valves and sarcasm on this thing, but no, I can not. It's as if my mind was not programmed to such inconsistencies, as if we had crossed a point of no return, as if God is adding a fourth spatial dimension in addition to width, length, depth and our little brains n were not able to evolve into a world so radically changed and unimaginable to us.

No, it's so dumb as my sense of humor remains silent.

Phase Next game made me Merdo roughly the same effect. There is a button that lights up, then it must be UP and DOWN button lights up, then it must be DOWN. Then the button turns back to top .... And faster and faster.

Voila.

As in real life in the Soviet Union.



Is it a super deep allegory to remind the man in the condition of modern man, as Charlie Chaplin in Modern Times with the famous scene of the treadmill?

Pffff!

It improved a little thereafter. The 3rd phase is played without being ale needs to shake off the handle. Simply by pressing a button to skip and avoid obstacles that separate us from the canteen.


(As in the Soviet Union)

We need some good timing, but not too much, since the route is always the same, and repeated 30 times along the race, so after 10 seconds of the game, we spotted a little pattern. Just a little. Because when we come to the right of the screen (if you play well), we have more time to see the obstacles and breaks his face. Otherwise, the more you play well, the greater the chances of losing. So we need a strategy.


As what the weakest link. Or as in Koh Lanta, if not yet more cons than the weakest link.

The penultimate phase of the game is funny. These make a nuclear weapon in what looks like, and it is fascinating, a bread oven, but also with the help of a drill and an anvil. Depending on where you are, different diodes move and we must ensure that none has reached the critical threshold. This is completely stupid as it is quite impossible to lose this race, not on purpose, no variable comes into account for the party game, and it did so no more interest.



paradox of communist man, what's more fun to do is absolutely unnecessary.

Note it also works with us.

Finally I know.

I do not care.

Then the last phase of the game, a shoot 'em up or pulling on the blocks that move to reveal the words "Arbeit Macht Frei" (Work makes you free) and catch women hair falling from the sky. There.



I notice that in the end I did not much fun to write this article. Must say the job is boring. A play on the job is boring. Write an article on a play on the job is always very, very boring, too. J'vous leaves, I'll take my antidepressants.