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Chuck Norris is not that the greatest warrior of all temps.Chuck Norris was also the greatest warrior of all time.

(This man is Chuck Norris)

Historically, it is the greatest of all temps.Chuck Norris, it was time that you become great.

the announcement of a new game 50 Cent or that it will be the coolest thing ever airencore (which should not be too hard, given Quedan his new game, it will kill the Arabs) I wondered: if low floors mêmeun rapper has a video game, what about the greatest stard ever?


(This man is not Chuck Norris)

I searched my memory of an elephant.
I found nothing.
And while I had two fingers melted into tears, I tried Google, and I received good news. Yes, Chuck, you've got your game is you. Chuck Norris superkick!

A title that makes you think: ok, for the part Chuck Norris. But what qualitatifde "super" enough for thy glory? Why not have the game called "Chuck Norris Hyperkicks? That he not have been closer (yes again is a big understatement?) Detonator infinite greatness?

I shudder watching the media: Chuck Norris is a game superkick VCS 2600.
Certainly, but Chuck Norris. The game is probably more beautiful than any PS3 games.


(Chuck Norris does not need direction sign. It is the direction.)

And for good reason.

Your whole world is there: the lawn, trees, and monasteries that are half tataille (probably dedicated to your myth). We know you well: you have a black belt.

You are Chuck Norris and you are our master.

From the beginning you asking us a question: the left or right? The choice is political, metaphysical, spiritual. I think and I say it's probably a riddle Yoda.Je the chosen medium.

I die.

Chuck Norris dies when it hits the lawn? A tear running down my face in his infinite goodness and greatness, Chuck takes tempsd'apprendre youth in distress should not walk on the grass freshly coupé.Si in France, his message was heard, maybe would not have had the riots in suburbs.

I continue my little way, when suddenly ... RANDOM ENCOUNTER! Some Random
Enocunters in a game of Atari 1983? What visionary! A guy near me. I have difficulty with her mouth fart. He ran in all directions from left to right, without really knowing why and sometimes I have a pixel scale of cum. I can give some punches, kicks and pirouettes in the air. The fight is to press the button when the wicked man is ready, and pray that it was he who takes a hit, and not you. The test? Chance. Finally I thought, because quelqu'unm'a later said "no, but you suck, just that some bad guys can be beaten by punches, and others by kick! "


(Chuck Norris against a villain. The villain dies in the end.)

Ah yes, I suck.

I told Pete's mouth, another way. Left or right? Go, Left. An impasse, he should turn right Ha ha! We knew fun in 1983.

Apparently, we must go on and on, until a monastery, it pleinde wicked slap, and at the end that's it (quite logically, I tell you).

few years later, during his réedditions, the game will no longer be known as "superkick", possibly because Chuck Norris had since bought a NES, and he did not want to hear about Atari.


( In Soviet Russia, the road follows Chuck Norris)