Oh damn.
I know you love my raffinnées introductions, my style elegant, the subtle way in which I handle the French language. Yes, I know you love me. The evidence, some of you will even let go of the comments on my glorious and insignificant and articles.
But it is a weak man who speaks to you today. A man who has to face the pain, humiliation, along with the amazement and dismay.
Forgive me, blog. I failed.
is making a detour on MobyGames and clicking on "random game" as a pre-weighed in with the hope of finding one or two titles idiots I've seen. Biko 2 Reversible side.
I did not know Biko was a civil one.
And this game it looked fantastic: an average rating of 0.8 out of 5, and most importantly, a description that has pleased me death "stalking simulation. You know what a stalker? No this is not a game very late. I'll have to give you a short course in Japanese culture.
Japanese are perverts, everyone knows. Their "stores ass" are filled DVDs strange, or the average salary man may, in secret, buy a DVD of babes mixing mussels and leeches, or the making
hair cut haircut. Yes, Japanese is not like us. Well, a stalker is someone whose trip is to follow the girls in the street (and, if possible, take pictures). Yes, they are people who do this also with us, but the bottom is a real phenomenon. So I installed
Biko 2. By professional curiosity. And unfortunately I could not, play for a few minutes. For PCs the Japanese too, are not like us, and the bazaar plant systematically after a quarter of an hour, when I'm lucky.
And it's a shame, because the game was simply outstanding.
It starts with a phase where we saw a girl behind a lot of wiggle lights. Expected. It nothing happens. After 3 minutes of boredom, I tried clicking everywhere and it took a trick. Obviously, the 2D over 3D has been encoded with the feet.
(you have no idea of the silliness of this scene)
phase followed by a small adventure / QCM or it does nothing, since it is in Japanese. We note however that the character has a big tuft of hair covering the eyes, and that never sees those below. The sign of shame, surely. It is possible that this character does not want to be recognized so as not to jeopardize his career in video games.
Then comes the phase of stalking itself: how to follow a girl's night in the street without being noticed?
Well it's great art.
First, we control the character with the mouse. In a 3rd person view, you must move the pointer to one edge of the screen and click to move the character in the desired direction. Perhaps the Japanese are
this style of control very natural. We in the West, one would tend to describe it as "no one has shit". Unless the game is in fact a situation of Stalker drunk.
(the mysterious hero ...)
In the upper right corner was a bar that ascends and descends. When it is zero, you are "too far" from your target, so you lose. The problem is that too far is 10 meters. Your target should be, optimally, less than 5 meters you. So you literally stick it in the ass, and of course the poor little innocent girl who knows nothing of life, and not suspect anything.
UNLESS ....
because of a control system, you have the misfortune to shoot malcontreusement in a can of coke lying around on the floor. At that moment, the girl is aware of your presence and you're dead. The goal is to follow
a girl in the street avoiding cans of Coke on the ground (only obstacles I encountered in a quarter of an hour of play). Fascinating.
I failed to follow the girl to her home. As stated above, the game crashes constantly. And that's a shame, because that according to MobyGames, if I could, I was entitled to a scene of "interactive rape." Wow. Honestly guys Prison Tycoon still many things to learn (although we would be able to lay a dating / game hentai prison, that it would be a concept!)
(one day it will be mine ... oh yes ...)
These technical problems have made me sad. But in writing this post I talked about the game has a friend Otaku. Oddly, he knew. And he even told that he also Y'avait "Biko 3", so I typed it on eMule and oh joy! There is! In addition, there is an English patch! So I will soon share my deepest feelings about this release, probably improved sublimely ...
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