With a PS2, so you can do everything (see previous story).
It is often said that you need a healthy mind in a healthy body (mens sana in corpore sana, I would have said if I wanted to fart with the Latin phrases), now that we have seen that
PCs can do nothing for your psychology (And they are very dangerous for your mental health), it is interesting to see what the PS2 can do for you. Of course, for mental health will require ironing, which is understandable if we remember that we sold with men duck head. Thank you David Lynch!
I do not know if you remember this story gameboy transformed into a tool to monitor his heart problems used experimentally in hospitals. Well, the PS2 done it better. Old, they're fucked. But you're not.
Yourself Fitness! is a program that can dramatically improve your life expectancy, your general health, and help you bumpin in acquiring a perfect body. The counterpart is that it is extremely humiliating to be yell by a PS2.
is very serious.
Your future executioner. It gets worse.
Strangely, this odd gaming is extremely nice shape.
The "game" starts with a warning. Usually, one has the right warnings on epilepsy like "Break every 2 hours", etc. .. Well, it is much more worrying in Yourself! Fitness. It warns you that if you have heart problems, or if you feel you are dying while you "play", well we should stop and consult a doctor. Ok
Appears when a blonde. Modeled well and good lipsync. It begins by politely ask for your name, as if it were responsible, something has spunk. But you'd better enjoy it, because it is wicked live.
It first asks you your height in feet and inches and your weight in pounds. Once they returned, she said nothing, but she thinks it feels no less. Ouhla bitch. Yes I know, I have 3 pounds, nie nie nie! Then, take our resting pulse. But the worst is yet to come.
With a game like this, we suspect he would have to move. The Miss therefore ask you to jump in place for 2 minutes and take your pulse. You do not have air con.
The drama happens: when you select your pulse, there is a maximum, and it is actually quite low. If you have above ... you feel a sense of shame over you. Worse. You'll wonder if you're not supposed to be already dead. Too bad we select the maximum.
Again, the girl said nothing. But she still thinks much more. Fortunately, programmers forgot to program the facial expression "shocked / outraged."
No, but there you dreams ...
Then, following a series of physical exercises that will help Kutaragette (PS2, ignorant) to determine your overall health: how many pumps, abs are you capable of doing, are you able to get touch your toes while sitting straight legs ....
Once done, the Kutaragette do not want to alarm you, even if it's alarming.
The app starts for real.
Depending on your overall health, software begins to determine an activity program to improve your physical strength, your breathing, flexibility, abs, core, etc. ... The exercises are used to identify previously made the stuff to work first. Quickly, the
Kutaragette becomes Adolf Hitler and charges you an exercise program. 30 minutes on Monday, Tuesday, rest Wednesday, 30 Thursday ... Wargh! And as you say right away, if you do not turn the console on the day you want, you yell at it.
The "game" then offers a series of exercises, such GYMTONIC or wrap for 118,218, you select what you want to work and presto, you shake as a calibrated by reproducing the movements of the girl. Luckily there is a "pause" mode.
Another option for people under stress for the Zen garden, you can also do yoga with the PS2. Confess that you love. After a few days of practice, you will see your progress and adjust the training program.
But there is even something absolutely outrageous, even if you are a brilliant idea: unblock.
Above all, do not fart ...
Yes yes, as in cash games, but more pernicious. Of course, you can unlock new sets but the worst is not here: in the beginning, you are almost forced to workout on hip hop or electro.
So I turned off the console after 15 minutes.
But still, well I love this stuff! It was enough to think about! In your ass, Dr. Kawashima! Next
title? Well you will not believe your eyes.
PS: Come on, I go out of my bad faith. It also released on Xbox and PC.
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