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Biko 3 - Course of Anatomy and Japanese sociology. Benny Hill

So I played a game of Japanese ass recently.

But it is to please you. That's because you begged me. What do you think? I had it done? I'm kind of a desire to experience quelquelubrique dolls polygons well round, uttering cries highlights at every opportunity and who call their fellow small-train (or hind) "big brother?"

"Big Brother", a designation not found in Biko, but faitdans Hentai all the world ... Strange ... but good. I knew before starting this game that the Japanese were not like us.

But the biological fact that I learned playing Biko 3 dépassétout but my hopes.

Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you a great story. A modern romance.

A chant such that he plays every night in all métropolesdu world.

A love story, which like all love stories begin with a title screen.

(You dreamed Retropudding did)

I do not know where to start. I've never had so many things to say about a écrantitre from that of "Pepito's adventures in Mexico.". But it drew me in, or an abyss of perplexity, I can only admire the qualities of this one.

In an image while a game summary: * A girl under naive and improbable clothes - Check * A dark alley - Check * A pervert that are seemingly in the background (the stalkers attack rarementpar before) - check!

We know right now is what you're dealing. From there are two possible reactions: disgust, or the awakening of black aspectsombre and sexual soul.

Tempted to put an immediate end to puddingtest I am, however souvenude you, audience. I decided to continue my descent into a hell of terrible glauquitude of various dramatic events, and hot cum.

I start the game I have the choice between several women ..

Spoilt for choix.Les big boobs ... the cyberpute, was almost normal, minor .... What to choose? So many fantasies available to me. Imagine my palpitations, lasueur on my forehead everything fantasies Japanese find themselves a few clicks of me.

hesitate.

Sometimes when I eat with my parents, my beloved mother asks if I want a steak or chicken leftovers. And I always answer "a bit of both." Ca me faitpareil with these girls it: I do not know what piece of meat thing.

Finally, as I like my meat very tender and melting, I choose mineure.Voila that will add value, and more. Even if it means playing a perverse game as go ... the bottom of things. Ahem.

While my excitement is at its maximum and I am sent assaulted textuellement.Mon excitement turns into annoyance. I go into game mode "hentai basic" and I click a calibrated (with a finger) to skip the unnecessary steps of dialogue during which I guess the waitress presented me.

I guess in the dialogue she has to say something like: "I am a pauvreserveuse 16 years working hard to feed my family, I go home to 11:17 p.m., I go through all the small streets, I hope that evil will not jump on me, vuque I am alone, helpless, and I do not wear panties. And in addition I am a virgin ... Incidentally, You're very cute and I'm blind admiration to the large protuberance I guess in your pants. "

Note that although there ale obviously lots of things written a screen, VERY SLIGHTLY doublagesuit progression textual and tells us, roughly, the mood of the caller. I'm no expert in Japanese, but I could still get the gist of phrasesqui boil down to "Owaaah! Sugoiiii Oniya-chan!" Watashi wa hentai-oooo! Me gustan los bukkake! "

comes a loading , the graphics card starts to hum with excitement and fan supplémentairese starts: No doubt, the 3D real-time comes and my GPU is also in heat. When the display returns, a young lady inocent walking down the street.

It was me playing.

And, the first pleasant surprise: not only it does not crash, but more control mode has been designed for humans, unlike the previous album. I'll finally be able to judge the gameplay!

The night is dark (which is just perfect for a night). My prey begins slowly away, across the street. I decide to do so and ....
and ...

AND SHIT!

I can not believe my eyes! Biko 3 brings new innovations in terms of gameplay and interactionsavec the environment! We must see if the little guy is green before crossing! Phew! I know for next time!

The second attempt barely goes. And even better than that, I see that it is possible to interagiravec other objects has greatly underestimated the interest in video games: the garbage! Below is a video showing you the high value of the thing, and especially the astonishing physical dynamics of Japanese garbage.

Street after street, I am. I remember the pitfalls of gameplay of Biko 2: I am very careful to walk on éviterde cans of coca that would reveal everything about my presence. To my surprise, aspectinfiltration is also better managed than in the previous episode (or it could be undetectable ayantlitteralement nose in the ass of our victim, which proves that the Japanese have a tactile sense undeveloped).

But not too much.

From time to time a little surprise, the girl suddenly changes direction, turns in the maze ronddans street. One wonders why AC has absolutely no interest. Unless this game truly document wildlife on Japanese culture we learn that young Japanese are also suffering from Alzheimer's disease early.

All this makes no sense.

(Suddenly, the girl feels the same as me during the test)

The game is divided into very short sections that are to have any fart 1minute and 14 seconds each has each section change, a backup point. Why? I confess I know pas.Si Japanese are quite bizarre to design this type of game, maybe you it exists certainsqui say they are returning from work at night "Oh damn, I do it again well the passage Biko 3 withthe blue fiat uno in the parking lot and three cans of soda a avoid near the pedestrian crossing. "

(on the parking angels, nothing bothers them)

I pursue it, street by street, avoiding his dark tricks.

(Nero You tremble and feel close to your fall!)

She ended up going into a store. At this time of night? Hm, strange! I come home too. The game resumed
then suddenly a level of social realism very surprising for an h-game: the girl in question was walking from department to department without purpose, without any consistency. I retrouvela real women of my daily life. Then she goes in the back room (I guess she travailleen done here too, or I know) and stopped nose to nose in front of a door.

I walk slowly, like a cheetah in front of his prey. Nothing. No reaction. It is glued to a door.

I draw the necessary conclusions: this is "the mating signal," the action to continue deboutdevant a door is the way in which the Japanese express their desire to get banged port input / output.

I approach. Oh God! That's a girl! She wants to talk before! I click a calibrated until ... until ... I am.
MobyGames had spoken of a simulated rape. I am a little disappointed: it is only consensual sex.

It made me ask myself a lot of questions: what? Just follow a girl in her way Solid Snake she wants to sleep with you? Oh God!

But stop these digressions, because ...

I am currently

MAKE LOVE!

(hmm. .. you touch my tralala!)

But I am quickly disappointed. It turns out that making love is not very different from masturbationen Ultimately, it consists in shaking the mouse up and down. You can change position, Maisce has not used much. Cons by the boob-physics are very impressive.

is another detail that alarms me though. By installing
I did Biko 3 not prepared such a shock.
I just zoom in, look in all directions ....

The Japanese have no penis.

So, yes, AC is not very disturbing to the extent it is not what is supposed to look ...

Except in cases of oral sex.

(this girl is doing a blowjob)

That, hey, that's the last time I review a game of ass on this blog! I remind you that I am an employee and that I'm supposed to have a copy of morality! But it was a pleasure nonetheless, we rarely happens as quickly as shock absorber.